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Comedy Central
Feb 27, 2013 7:00pm PST
from our mistake and put this ugly incident behind us. next week, we rescue the guy who got stuck in an elevator for 41 hours. ugh, i bet that place was coated in semen. [laughing] make sure you follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the shows. and make sure you come see me on the tosh tour 2010, tickets now on sale. also keep up with our daily blog over at and enter our caption challenge. this week's winner is hmbólnk. they write... [laughing] congratulations, hmbólnk. before we go, let's play a quick game of "is it racist?" [cheers and applause] here is a recent political ad from the state of alabama. i know, the alabama thing makes it already semi-racist, but let's withhold judgment. - i'm tim james. why do our politicians make us give driver's license exams in 12 languages? this is alabama, we speak english. if you wanna live here, learn it. we're only giving that test in english if i'm governor. [audience ohs] - is it racist? uh, yeah. that's really, really racist! "this is alabama, we speak english." if you consider "hey diddy, there's a
Comedy Central
Feb 26, 2013 11:30pm PST
. thank you so much for joining us. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting "stephen!"] thank you, ladies and gentlemen, please sit down. [cheers and applause] welcome to the show, everybody. thank you for joining us. [cheers and applause] thank you, everyone in here welcome to the program. dominus vobiscum. folks, as the cardinal of cable, i'm giving you nave to narthex coverage of pope benedict's resignation in my new series "popewatch: inde-schism 2013." [cheers and applause] remembers -- remembers folks -- remember, it has been over 700 years since anyone has voluntarily depoped themselves. [laughter] well, buckle your chausable, because there are dramatic new developments. we all know that when a cardinal is elevated to the papacy, he becomes the heir of st. peter there choose a new name. so, naturally, now that benedict xvi is leaving office, he has asked that we call him simply: benedict the xvi. [laughter] okay. okay. that's understandable. he doesn't want to have to get new towels and stuff. [laughter] but that's not all. he says he's still going to be pope emiritus and his holin
Search Results 0 to 3 of about 4 (some duplicates have been removed)